#0420PASTURE
#0777SPECS
#0001LASERBEEF
#1312REDACTED
HOOFZHOOD
2,500 hooved degenerates with laser eyes and zero impulse control. The barn is open. Briefly.
2,500 HOOVES
ROBINHOOD CHAIN
THE HERD
#0001LASERBEEF
11 / 2,500
#0420PASTURE
420 / 2,500
#1312REDACTED
66 / 2,500
#0777SPECS
240 / 2,500
#2222HIGH BEAM
33 / 2,500
Grab one. Throw it. They bounce back — they always come home.
ALL OF THEM STARE
WHO'S READY!!!
ME!!
I!!!
MOO!
HOUSE RULES
01
SUPPLY
2,500 hooves. When they're gone the barn shuts and we all go home.
02
ROADMAP
The cows eat. The cows moo. Occasionally the cows have laser eyes. That's the roadmap.
03
UTILITY
You get a very loud cow. It will not pay your rent. It will however stare at you.
04
VIBES
Non-negotiable. Mandatory. Enforced by the herd at all times.
ZERO LAWYERS INVOLVED
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THE GATE
Connect X, do four chores, drop a wallet. One hoof per account. When the barn fills up the gate slams and the cows go back to chewing.
2,500 hooves · Robinhood Chain